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PERSONAL ESSAYS
If you wish, you can behold my Schlubstack here.
PERSONAL PROJECTS
Holiday Gift Guides: 2022, 2023
The Best Sentences I Read In: 2022, 2023
INANE LISTS
Celebrities We Don't Need Both Of
What My Yoga Instructor Says Vs. What I Hear
Best Sentences from NYT Article on a Scrabble Cheating Scandal
SPOOF POETRY
This Is Just To Say (Laz-e-boy)
[i use your honey(i use it all the time]
ARTICLES
‘Born-Frees’ Struggle to Find Jobs
CT in a Pickle Over Snoek Demand
No Leads in Search for Sasha Lee
COLUMNS*
Wherever Particular People Congregate
*Ideas and opinions expressed by College Emily do not necessarily reflect ideas and opinions held by Adult Emily, particularly if they are embarrassing and especially if they are damning.
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